Last night I dreamed I cut my hair, dyed it bright red, spiked it, moved to Dallas, and made a living selling hand-knit socks to all the rich and famous of the area.
None of that is likely and most of it isn't particularly desirable, so I found it pretty durn funny.
Not even gonna try to interpret that dream! :)
And hey, at least I didn't tattoo myself in my dream...
